Jan 2012 09

FRIEND ME! www.Facebook.com TWITTER www.Twitter.com WEBSITE www.JoshSundquist.com Here’s what it’s like to walk a mile in my shoe(s). www.AmputeeRap.com LYRICS I got one leg but a smile on my face You’d be smiling too If you had my par-king space My leg is cut off Way up at the hip But I using these crutches I run pretty quick Using these crutches I ghost ride the whip When I walk by People stare and they gawk, I’m a handicapped hustler with a natural pimp walk Did you lose your leg in Iraq? No, I lost it in a shark attack. The real true answer Lost my leg cancer, But it don’t stop me I’m a one legged dancer I can break and c-walk And soldier boy too, I can do the stanky leg g How bout you? I go hard on the dance floor Set it on fire Crutch tips worn down So I’m a low rider I was reading up on twitter Some guy wrote a tweet Said he can’t dance Cause he’s got two left feet Now he’s my follower Says I’m his hero Cause when it comes to left feet Yo I got zero. People always trying to hold the door once they notice I got less than four AMPUTEE Listen up people don’t feel sorry for me! AMPUTEE The glass is half full I still got three! In morning I wake up ten seconds after you Cause when I put my swag on I only tie one shoe And when I do the laundry It totally rocks Because unlike you I don’t hafta pair my socks I ain’t scared to fight No not one bit I’ll just unleash My pendulum kick I’ll swing my arm and crack your cranium Cause these crutches Are made outta titanium To
Video Rating: 4 / 5

25 Comments

  1. CragsyCentral4 says:

    THE PAUSE BUTTON BROKE.

  2. iViattyD says:

    amazing

  3. SuperCath41st says:

    atleast, you can’t get an arrow to the knee . haha, not funny . favorited though . :)

  4. EDiiEbOO says:

    @Morganator1996 not the most inspirational thing he’s done… but yes, he is.

  5. Morganator1996 says:

    Inspirational

  6. THEFALLOFSINS says:

    this makes me want to cut my left leg off… but a Navy SEAL can’t have one leg so I think I’m going to keep it for now.

  7. Jujuqueen136 says:

    @Gamez4Review But since you took a knife to the knee, now you only have 1

  8. janijoyful says:

    “Now he’s my follower, says I’m his hero, cuz when it comes to left feet yo I got zero!”
    Favorite line. Ever.

  9. vautinsh says:

    Big respect for you, because of your motivation and positivity!

  10. prinsesed1 says:

    @TheatreGeek317 omg thats awful! but hilarious…

  11. TheatreGeek317 says:

    Josh used to be a soccer player like you.
    But then he took Cancer to the knee.

  12. Gamez4Review says:

    I tried stabbing my leg with a knife… Too bad I have two legs:/

  13. Marina9417SP says:

    Let me marry you…

  14. spiketamara2007 says:

    @iLoseGame4u i agree lol i had to of watched this over 700,000 times lol

  15. rockerchick112211 says:

    That awkward moment when you sing this out loud and people try to tell if you are an amputee… and you’re not…

  16. jakuszkowiak says:

    lol at 0:21

  17. ItsEmilyYah says:

    IM LISTENING TO YOUR BOOK ON MY IPOD ! :D 

  18. deadlastass says:

    cool paralympic athlete!

  19. Violetisis says:

    A friend of my family had a prosthetic leg. He was going through some training for the local police department and dared a guy to shoot him in the leg with a taser. When he didn’t flinch or anything the idiot who took the bet tased himself and wound up unconscious. It’s a dangerous, but ultimately hilarious (and apparently fairly well paying) prank to do with a prosthetic. Don’t try it, though. It was also stupid.

  20. cuffedstarfish says:

    Will u marry me?

  21. saycheese121 says:

    Scroll back up! your missing the video!

  22. MrPuddingTaco says:

    @AnimeMoviePro Yes, because this is totally serious, legitimate, praised music. THIS IS THE INTERNET.
    You just have to *puts on sunglasses*
    Deal with it. Or GTFO. I want the latter more.

  23. 14freshmeat says:

    That is great! I loved your book:)

  24. kwstasAMPT says:

    Watch my video full activities New amputee watch?v=tIJFYDLSODE

  25. venom7193 says:

    Good stuff!!! You look kinda like Jason Mayhem Miller xD

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