Oct 2011 02

Question by penis: BREAKING NEWS!!! THE REPUBLICANS HAVE ANNOUNCED THAT OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST AND WILL BE FIGHTING JESUS SOON?
(User Submitted) – A recent Harris poll reveals some pretty alarming attitudes regarding our 44th president, especially among GOPers. For starters, 67% of Republicans who responded believe that Obama is a socialist, despite his markedly centrist leanings. Second, over half of Republicans polled (57%) believe that the president is a closet Muslim, a charge he has consistently denied. Perhaps most alarming is the number of Republicans (24%) who believe that Obama “may be the Antichrist.”

According to John Avlon of the Daily Beast, all of these GOP ideas stem from “Obama Derangement Syndrome,” which is a “pathological hatred of the president posing as patriotism.” He believes that this ideology could spell trouble for Obama down the road, because it paints him as a “domestic enemy

Read more: http://www.newser.com/story/84041/24-of-gopers-believe-obamas-the-antichrist.html#ixzz0udR3dqcq

—we interviewed Jesus to see how he felt about the up coming fight. Here is Jesus response.

Jesus: ” Bueno, I really am looking forward to this fight and expect it to be a challenging one. I’ve been waiting for this fight for a long time now. And I feel very confident that I will take the fight. ”

—We asked the promoter of this fight, Don King, how he felt.

Don King: “If you cast your bread upon the water and you have faith, you’ll get back cash. If you don’t have faith, you’ll get soggy bread.”

—PLEASE STAY TUNE FOR THE DATE SCHEDULE OF THIS GREAT BATTLE BETWEEN OBAMA AND JESUS.

Don King: “ONLY IN AMERICA!!
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source.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-03-22/scary-new-gop-poll/

Best answer:

Answer by Blue States Uneducated
Obama is a cartoon. He should resign. It’s time for him to go back to his role as Steve Urkel.

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3 Comments

  1. bushliedhisazzoff says:

    Refudiate.

  2. Super Yorkie Power! says:

    I hope someone famous dies soon so people stop talking about Obama. And the oil spill. I’m republican but sometimes arguing against things like this aren’t even worth while. Remember all those riots? Of course you don’t. Wanna know why? Micheal Jackson died.

  3. Tom K says:

    That’s a good one. I don’t agree with ANYTHING you said; but the way you said it was really funny. You might have a future as a political satirist.

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