A report of Sencity in Bassline, Johannesburg, South Africa. Sencity is a music event for deaf, hard of hearing and hearing. The senses are tickled and everybody can experience music through translation of the emotions in music. Also see www.your-sencity.com Video made by Dtv
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This is regarding to Doug Bahl’s experience with police brutality. To receive free visor cards, go to this website: www.hearinglosshelp.com and look for “Free Visor Cards” There are two versions, Deaf and Hard of Hearing. This video is dedicated to Doug Bahl.
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Question by Chris K: what about these then Simple jokes for simple minds!?
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.

One turns to the other and says “dam”

Two peanuts walk into a bar

One was asalted.

A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of tarmac under his arm and
says:

“A beer please, and one for the road.”

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.

The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was brilliant.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home’.”

“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”

“Is it common?”

“It’s not unusual.”

Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to
Dolly

“I was artificially inseminated this morning.”

“I don’t believe you,” said Dolly.

“It’s true, no bull!”

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says,

“My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? ”

“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him”

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
teeth.

Finally, he says “I’m going to have to put him down.”

“What? Because he’s cross-eyed?”

“No, because he’s really heavy”

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn’t find any.

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid
that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.

And he said, ‘no, the steaks are too high.’

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.

He was pulled in by a strong currant.

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van

covered with nuts & hundreds and thousands.

Police say that he topped himself.

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Answer by SiegLiz
A dyslexic man walks into a bra….

LMFAO

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Question by rose_ovda_night: 1 WHO CALLED HIMSELF BATMAN – can you answer this?
1) Why do you say “God forgive – but I doubt it”? Asking God to forgive something that He mentioned in the Qur’aan that He would not, is actually blasphemy.

2) Are you ready to face the consequences of speaking without knowledge?

For here is a reply to ideologies you have been spreading in yahoo!

In Al-Mu^jam Al-Kabir and Al-Mu^jam As­Saghir, Imam at-Tabaraniyy related the hadith about the Prophet from the route of ^Uthman Ibn Hunayf who was in a circle with the Prophet when a blind man came to address Prophet Muhammad, sallallahu alayhi wa sallam:

The blind man addressed the Prophet by saying, “O Prophet of Allah, ask Allah for me to cure my blindness.” The Prophet replied by saying, “If you wish, you would be patient with your calamity, and if you wish, I will ask Allah to cure your blindness.”

However, the blind man told the Prophet: “The loss of my sight is a great hardship for me, and there is no one near to guide me around.”

At this moment, the Prophet ordered the man to go to the place where al-wudu’ would be performed, perform al­wudu’, pray two rak^ah, end his salat by saying as-salamu ^alaykum, and then say the following words:

which mean: <> The blind man went and did as the Prophet ordered. Shortly thereafter, he returned to the Prophet’s session with his blindness cured.

Then, after the death of the Prophet, and during the time of the caliphate of ^Uthman Ibn ^Affan, a man came to ^Uthman Ibn Hunayf. This man complained to ^Uthman Ibn Hunayf about a matter which he needed to be fulfilled through the caliph, but which was not being fulfilled. ^Uthman Ibn Hunayf ordered the man to go to the place where al-wudu’ would be performed, perform al-wudu’, perform two rak^ah, and after saying as­salam to say the following words: ‘O Allah, I ask You and I direct myself to You in supplication by our Prophet Muhammad, the Prophet of Mercy. O Muhammad, I direct myself to Allah by you, so my need [specify need] would be fulfilled.

^Uthman Ibn Hunayf told him to return after doing this, and they would go together to the caliph. This man went and performed what ^Uthman Ibn Hunayf ordered him to do. However, instead of returning to ^Uthman Ibn Hunayf, he elected to go on his own to the caliph–which he did. When he reached the door of the caliph, the gateman took him by the hand to the caliph. ^Uthman Ibn ^Affans at him on a carpet next to him and asked him, “What is your need that you wanted fulfilled? I forgot all about it until just now.” The man informed the caliph about his need, which he fulfilled. The caliph told him, “Whenever you have a need, come to me and I will satisfy it for you.”

It is because of the prayer this man performed, and the du^a’ that he made–asking Allah for his need by the Prophet–that Allah made the heart of the caliph move towards fulfilling the need of that man. This prayer and the du^a’ afterwards in which one is asking Allah to fulfill a need is called ‘Salat al-Hajah’. Let the one who has a need: perform al-wudu’, pray two rak^ah, and then say that du^a’ as mentioned, and in sha’ Allah, his need will be fulfilled.

This hadith was narrated by many scholars of hadith.

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Answer by The Cat in the Tin Foil HAt
I’m not reading all THAT!!!

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This video has been made by the students of the ‘Centre of Special Education’, SNDT Women’s University, Mumbai along with Ivan Rana who supported the idea and shot the whole film. Individuals with disability face a lot of challenges because of our attitude towards disability. Thus it is up to each one of us to make that difference and truly make it a better world for them to live in!
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Brought to you by Snow Peak Productions, this video describes how UCP of Central Ohio is changing lives and ensuring Life Without Limits for People with Disabilities. For more visit www.ucpofcentralohio.org OR http
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This short video describes Verizon’s services for the deaf and hearing-impaired with a twist — it’s in American Sign Language, and is captioned for the hearing. To contact the Verizon Center for Customers with Disabilities by videophone, dial 866-528-7202 or 866-374-2585