Question by Pirate: A deaf accountant worked for the Mafia. The accountant’s brother was a lawyer who always translated for him—
One day the mobster came in and told the lawyer, “There is a million dollars missing out of my account. Ask your brother where it is”. He signs to his brother who responds with another sign. The lawyer looks at the mobster and said “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about”. Whereupon the mobster pulls out a pistol and holds it to the accoutant’s head and said “If your brother doesn’t tell me where my money is, I’ll blow his brains out”. The lawyer signs to his brother who tells him in sign language “it’s in a suitcase under the porch at my house”. the mobster asked the lawyer, “What did he say”? The lawyer shruggs his shoulders and replied ” he says you ain’t got the balls”.

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Answer by JezzWat3vr
haha?

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Question by Fish Stick Jesus: Is the earth basically a big waiting room for Christians and they’re waiting to go in and see Dr. God?
I have already been diagnosed with “blindness” by the kind Christian earth doctors/proselytizers. Oh and I have a bad case of “sinfulness”.

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Answer by Kishimojun
And imagine their surprise when they finally figure out “The Doctor Is Out!”

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Question by Pirate: A deaf accountant worked for the Mafia. The accountant’s brother was a lawyer who always translated for him—
One day the mobster came in and told the lawyer, “There is a million dollars missing out of my account. Ask your brother where it is”. He signs to his brother who responds with another sign. The lawyer looks at the mobster and said “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about”. Whereupon the mobster pulls out a pistol and holds it to the accoutant’s head and said “If your brother doesn’t tell me where my money is, I’ll blow his brains out”. The lawyer signs to his brother who tells him in sign language “it’s in a suitcase under the porch at my house”. the mobster asked the lawyer, “What did he say”? The lawyer shruggs his shoulders and replied ” he says you ain’t got the balls”.

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Answer by JezzWat3vr
haha?

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Question by wow gamer: unclear thoughts about sexuality?
this is a 100% serious question.
this has been plaguing me for a very long time, but its not constant… hits me about 5 times a month… AND ITS KILLING ME.
i cant get it to leave, once it hits my mind its stay and constantly stays in my mind for about 5 days… just wont leave.
now im a guy so i wont talk to anyone unless i HAVE to, and then its got to really be driving me crazy, but this problem is worst i will deal with this for a few year before telling a soul with my real name.
ok details: these thoughts are about me… a women (not gay) with one of my old friends from a long time ago, we are currently still friends. i have done google research about this and i think that my right and left brain is frighting or something, not completely sure. and i have “Persistent Unwanted Thought Syndrome” i know i have that.
now down to my relay delima: i absolutely refuse to do this… i will commit suicide before i do this, so please… please dont tell me to do this… just tell me how to cure it. and keep in mind i will not talk to anyone about this. also i have tried several things to get it out of my head. including the basic technique of punching myself in the face… but i will not cut myself.

and please do not call me a hater, i have nothing against gays, lesbians, or trans-gender

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Answer by Balanced Equalibrium
Then don’t do, running away from these thoughts and punching yourself won’t do anything. You must face these thoughts head on and learn the message they are trying to give. Once you do this the thoughts should clear themselves out and go away. Hope I helped ~ Mask

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