What is the slimy residue my roommate leaves on the toilet seat?1

Question by E.K.: What is the slimy residue my roommate leaves on the toilet seat?
I’ve met a few specific people who seem to have “slimy butt syndrome” because whenever they use my toilet, it ends up feeling greasy afterward. Slippery. Just plain… gross. It’s definitely not pee. I thought it was sweat at first since these people have all been extremely fat, but I can’t imagine that someone would be pulling down sweat-soaked undies multiple times daily and then showering the porcelain with perspiration. So what is this stuff that has forced me to hover?

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Answer by Pog Hartlaz
Oh, me and my friends do it all the time, you get slugs and you train them to race, the ring around a toilet works best because they’re not stupid enough to want to fall off the sides so they just run around the circles. Slug racing is a very involved and competitive sport, I suggest you try it.

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