Please star because these jokes will make you laugh?6

Question by cupcake.: Please star because these jokes will make you laugh?
A man goes to the beach one day and he’s a lady in a wheelchair with no arms and legs crying. He went up to her and said:

“Whats wrong?”

She replied:

“I’ve never been huged.”

So he gives her a hug. The next day he decides to go the beach again and the lady with no arms and legs is there again, crying in her wheelchair. The man walks up to her and says:

“Why are you crying this time?”

She replied:

“I’ve never been kissed.”

So he kisses her. The next day he goes to the beach again and the lady with no arms and legs is there YET AGAIN, crying in her wheelchair. He asks her:

“Whats wrong now!?!?”

She replied:

“I’ve never been f-u-k-e-d.”

So he grabs her from her wheelchair, throws her in the water and shouts:

“Well your f-u-k-e-d now!”

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3 boys are on their way home from school and are crossing a bridge. They hear someone screaming for help in the water. The 3 boys quickly run to the river and help the drowning man. The man was George Bush. George Bush was so happy that he said each boy could have whatever they wanted.

The first boy said:

“I want a sports car!”

So George Bush gave him one and he drove home.

The second boy said:

” I want $ 10,000!!”

So George Bush gave him the money, and he went home.

The third boy said:

“Can I have a wheechair”.

George Bush replied:

“But you don’t need a wheelchair.”

The boy said:

“I will once my dad finds out who’s life I saved!”
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Best answer:

Answer by Katie
ha ha that was funny

farrah fawcett died and went to heaven. an angel told her that since she lived such a good life she could have on wish. she wished for all the children on earth to be saved. A little while later michael jackson died

can’t think of another
sry.

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