Question by E.K.: What is the slimy residue my roommate leaves on the toilet seat?
I’ve met a few specific people who seem to have “slimy butt syndrome” because whenever they use my toilet, it ends up feeling greasy afterward. Slippery. Just plain… gross. It’s definitely not pee. I thought it was sweat at first since these people have all been extremely fat, but I can’t imagine that someone would be pulling down sweat-soaked undies multiple times daily and then showering the porcelain with perspiration. So what is this stuff that has forced me to hover?

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Answer by Pog Hartlaz
Oh, me and my friends do it all the time, you get slugs and you train them to race, the ring around a toilet works best because they’re not stupid enough to want to fall off the sides so they just run around the circles. Slug racing is a very involved and competitive sport, I suggest you try it.

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Question by hello_loveboo: what is daddy syndrome?
can someone define in detail what daddy syndrome is?
i heard a couple definitions having to do with over stressed dads and also another one with young children being very attached to their fathers.
i read a statistic saying 3/4 of births are born to young women with “daddy syndrome”
what causes this? who came up with the term? and why do so many people look down upon it and make negative comments?
some info please thanks

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Answer by Andrea
The reason you can’t find anything is because it does not exist………. it is just a slang term used in jokes……..

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Question by cupcake.: Please star because these jokes will make you laugh?
A man goes to the beach one day and he’s a lady in a wheelchair with no arms and legs crying. He went up to her and said:

“Whats wrong?”

She replied:

“I’ve never been huged.”

So he gives her a hug. The next day he decides to go the beach again and the lady with no arms and legs is there again, crying in her wheelchair. The man walks up to her and says:

“Why are you crying this time?”

She replied:

“I’ve never been kissed.”

So he kisses her. The next day he goes to the beach again and the lady with no arms and legs is there YET AGAIN, crying in her wheelchair. He asks her:

“Whats wrong now!?!?”

She replied:

“I’ve never been f-u-k-e-d.”

So he grabs her from her wheelchair, throws her in the water and shouts:

“Well your f-u-k-e-d now!”

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3 boys are on their way home from school and are crossing a bridge. They hear someone screaming for help in the water. The 3 boys quickly run to the river and help the drowning man. The man was George Bush. George Bush was so happy that he said each boy could have whatever they wanted.

The first boy said:

“I want a sports car!”

So George Bush gave him one and he drove home.

The second boy said:

” I want $ 10,000!!”

So George Bush gave him the money, and he went home.

The third boy said:

“Can I have a wheechair”.

George Bush replied:

“But you don’t need a wheelchair.”

The boy said:

“I will once my dad finds out who’s life I saved!”
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PLEASE STAR!
Share your joeks too ^_^

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Answer by Katie
ha ha that was funny

farrah fawcett died and went to heaven. an angel told her that since she lived such a good life she could have on wish. she wished for all the children on earth to be saved. A little while later michael jackson died

can’t think of another
sry.

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Question by ♥mii♥only☺mii: Migraines, temporary blindness, no balance, HELP!?
Okay, this is sorta long so brace yourself. Well, i get migraines kinda often. 2-5times a week. maybe 1-3times a week, i temporarily lose my ability to see in only 1 eye. not always the same one either. it tends to be like things go black for a bit and then goes back to normal. less than half the time i vomit. sometimes its a dry heave. also, the pain has a ripple effect, beginning near my eye, heading to the very back of my head. i lose my balance as well. last year, my friends had to literally drag me to the nurse, i could not stand up, the pain was extremely intense, temp “blindness”, & i even vomited a good trash-canful. my eye doctor informed me that it was nothing that was directly related to eyesight. i trust her judgment because she used to be a specialist. she isn’t anymore, so she recommended me to one. im currently waiting to go to the specialist. i just got contacts, and for some reason, the migraines have lessened. they used to be more frequent. no matter what, they’ve been lessening over time so yeah.

can astigmatism contribute? what kind of stuff could it be? does anyone have an idea of what it could be? any websites i could go to? any links? any of these syptoms of something? im worried and i really want to know. ive been told its not normal. plz, i really am truly worried!
will this affect my being able to become a surgeon? (i want to be one) is this permanent? thnx a ton in advance ppl!

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Answer by nikisoba
Make an appointment with your doctor. This sounds like it could be serious. You could have MS. You will have to see a neurologist. Seriously, go see a doctor ASAP.

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Question by April xoxo: Infants and sign language?
Has anyone else who taught their infant basic words in America Sign Language noticed that their toddler now has excellent verbal skills?
I have encountered a lot of people that are all for ASL, and others who are against it. When my daughter was an infant, some people said to me, “Oh that’s not going to help her speech” or “That’s just going to make her speech worse” or “She doesn’t really understand Sign Language.” Some people even laughed and thought it was silly! But now that my daughter is 23 months old, they’re amazed at how well she speaks, uses sentences, and still knows all the signs I taught her.
Anyone else have such a positive outcome from teaching their infant basic ASL?

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Answer by jen
Yep! Our story is a lot like yours. People are amazed at how well my daughter talks. She didn’t learn tons of signs because she started using words early, but she does still use a couple, along with saying the word.
Sign language enhances their learning of language.

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Question by Brittany: So what does this mean? Are we like, “going out” or what?
I saw my crush at the at the gas station last night
aw man
he saw me and came up to me and said hi and he starts walking up and down the isles talking to me
(I’ve been learning sign language)
so he asks “So, have you been learning any new sign language?” And I was like yea and I spoke what they meant as I did them I was like “I chime in” “tonight will be the night that I will fall for you, over again” “I’m sorry” “kiss me” and so on and when I was finished he looks at me and goes “cool” and he REPATED the “kiss me” sign language thing TO ME…I paused for a second and then I was like “oooohhhh….” with a big smile and he was smiling and blushing
sooooooo yea
then we kissed<33 for like 20 seconds haha and then he gave me a long hug
but what exactly does it mean?
He really didn't say much afterwards

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Answer by thickiceequeen
no that doesnt mean your going out, it just meanst hat he made a pass at you and maybe you should ask him on a date if you are interested in him. Girls can do it i asked my bf out too

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Agony Aunt Denise Robertson and artist Bob Olley attended a unique exhibition displaying art created by children and adults with visual impairment and blindness. The I See Colour exhibition beautifully depicts the perceptions of colour held by those who are unable to see colour. Headliners reporter Heidi Kynoch, 19, went to the Customs House in South Shields to find out more.